Subject:  How to get to Heaven from Scotland

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday 
School class to see  if they understood the 
Concept of getting into heaven.

I asked them,  
"If I sold my house and my 
Car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my 
Money to the church, would that get me  
Into heaven?"

the  children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed 
The garden and kept everything tidy, would 
That get me into  heaven?"

Again, the  answer was 

By now I was starting to smile.

"Well, then,  if I was kind to animals and 
Gave sweeties to all the children, and 
Loved my husband,  would that get me 
Into  heaven?"

Again, they all answered 

I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, 
"Then how can I get into  heaven?" 

Little Johnny shouted,
     "Yuv got tae be dead"

Kinda brings a wee tear tae your  eye...

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