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Subject: How to get to Heaven from Scotland
I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday
School class to see if they understood the
Concept of getting into heaven.
I asked them, "If I sold my house and my
Car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my
Money to the church, would that get me
"NO!"the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
The garden and kept everything tidy, would
That get me into heaven?"
Again, the answer was'No!'
By now I was starting to smile.
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and
Gave sweeties to all the children, and
Loved my husband, would that get me
Again, they all answered'No!'
I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued,"Then how can I get into heaven?"
Little Johnny shouted, "Yuv got tae be dead"
Kinda brings a wee tear tae your eye...