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Little Johnny and the Royal Wedding
Little Johnny and his mother were two of the lucky few who were invited to the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Johnny whispered to his mother, ‘Why is the Kate Middleton dressed in white?” The mother replied, ‘Because white is the colour of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.’
Little Johnny thought about this for a moment then said,‘So why is Prince William wearing black?’