Little Johnny read a book!

Little Johnny's kindergarten teacher was trying to teach the children to "people talk".

She asked Joey, " What did you do on the weekend?"

Joey replied, " I went to see Nana". "No." the teacher said,"You went to see your Grandma. That's people talk. Bobby, What did you do on the weekend?"

Bobby replied, " I went for a ride on the choochoo." No, you went for a ride on the train."

"Little Johnny, what did you do on the weekend?"

He replied, "I stayed home and read a book."

"That's nice, what was the name of the book?"

Little Johnny thought for a while and then said,

"Winnie the Shit!" 

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