Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria:
Here it is.
TEACHER:
Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Little Johnny:
Maria.
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TEACHER:
Little Johnny, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Little JOHNNY: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:
Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHNNY:
K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER:
No, that's wrong.
JOHNNY:
Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:
LITTLE JOHNNY, what is the chemical formula for water?
LITTLE JOHNNY:
H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:
What are you talking about?
LITTLE JOHNNY:
Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:LITTLE JOHNNY, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
LITTLE JOHNNY:
Me!
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TEACHER:LITTLE JOHNNY, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:
Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:
George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LITTLE JOHNNY:
Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER:
Now, LITTLE JOHNNY, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
LITTLE JOHNNY:
No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: LITTLE JOHNNY, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
LITTLE JOHNNY:
No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:LITTLE JOHNNY, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
LITTLE JOHNNY:
A teacher.
