Little Johnny No Respect

What Little Johnny's Classroom Looks Like

Teachers who cannot keep students involved and excited for several hours in the classroom should not be there. John Roueche  Not in today's classroom!

Subject:  How to get to Heaven from Scotland

 

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday  School class to see  if they understood the  Concept of getting into heaven. I asked them,  "If I sold my house and my  Car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my  Money to the church, would that get me   Into heaven?" "NO!" the  children answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed  The garden and kept everything tidy, would  That get me into  heaven?" Again, the  answer was 'No!'    By now I was starting to smile. "Well, then,  if I was kind to animals and  Gave sweeties to all the children, and  Loved my husband,  would that get me  Into  heaven?" Again, they all answered 'No!'   I was just bursting with pride for them.    I continued, "Then how can I get into  heaven?"                                                          Little Johnny shouted,     "Yuv got tae be dead" Kinda brings a wee tear tae your  eye...

Little Johnny and the Royal Wedding

Little Johnny and his mother were two of the lucky few who were invited to the Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

Attending a wedding for the first time, Little Johnny whispered to his mother,
‘Why is the Kate Middleton dressed in white?”
The mother replied, ‘Because white is the colour of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.’

Little Johnny thought about this for a moment then said, ‘So why is Prince William wearing black?’

Little Johnny’s Valentine Love

Little Johnny’s Valentine Love

Where there's a will there's a way!”

“Where there’s a will….there’s a way!”

Little Johnny and God

Little Johnny and God